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The Boxing Champion Strives for Hegemony Plan: Hmm, I remember learning about hegemonic powers my freshman year in college. We were reading Emmanuel Wallerstein's theories on the cyclical rises and falls of hegemonic powers. I remember the Dutch, the Venetians, the British Empire and the United States of America, but somehow Professor Derluguian forgot to mention the greatest hegemon the world has ever seen: Ong-Bak, the Thai warrior. This DVD sets the record straight.

Surprisingly the Soldier: The real surprise will come when I watch this disk's fourth film, "In China they Eat Dogs."

Global Fashionable Film: I'll give them the benefit of the doubt on "The Constant Gardener" and "Donnie Brasco." I'll even throw in "The Game," which had a lot of buzz and was filmed before Michael Douglas' skin came to resemble that of the California Raisins. But "The General's Daughter" and "U-Turn" were never fashionable in any corner of the globe.

Impetuosity Killer Gunfight Series: What better film to grace to cover of this series than the film that created the impetuous killer gunfight genre, "Babel?"